Now.......just so everyone knows, I'm all about Birthdays......love them!!! Big Birthday person!
Now....just so everyone knows, Mark is NOT all about Birthdays! He's not all "Look at me!! I'm 33!" He's more like......."let's just forget it this year...."
Now.....last year, for Mark's 32nd birthday, he had to work at the Fire Department. He hadn't been working there long, so I thought that the boys and I would take him some brownies and balloons to brighten his day!!!!!!!!!! Heeee Heeeee Heeee! Thought that he would fall over dead when we showed up with the balloons! He said "Don't get those out of the car, Martha!" They came out of the car and went inside the building where he was promptly made fun of. He HATES to be picked on!!!! :o)
So................this year, my dear sweetie, we were going to surprise you again and come to be with you this evening, but because we love you dearly, (and because you've been running calls left and right all day), the boys and I won't be coming to see you at work today.....
You won't have to drink from this CUTE little cup....
or squirt all your friends with this extinguisher.
I won't bring this Pinata filled with yummy candy for you to bust open.
I won't even bring these favors for everyone to take home after all the fun is over.
It would have been lots of fun! You could have had the BEST birthday ever!!!!!!!! Now.....you'll just have to sit there in your Birthday-Deprived Fire Department and merely think about what might have been.............so sad.........no cake....no balloons.....no party fire hat.......sniff...sniff....
Your co-workers would have liked it! Now they have been deprived of the fun of making horrible fun of you! Oh well......maybe next year I'll send you a dancing Smokey-the-Bear Birthday Gram!
All fun aside...I love you, Mark, and I hope that this Birthday is the best one yet!
We'll eat cake and ice cream on Sunday!!!!!!!!!!! Stay safe, o.k.?
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